BETA : Papa Mai us Ladki se Shadi nahi Karunga.
PAPA : Kyu ?
BETA : Gaon Waale Usko " TAXI" Bulaate Hai,
PAPA : Kar Le Beta, Chhota Sa to Gaon hai,Kitni Chali Hogi..
Accident hua,Bahot bheed thi..
Santa ko dekhnr ka mauka nahi mil raha tha,
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CLVER SANTA:-
" Ye mera BAAP hai "
Bheed pichhe hati to dekha kutta maraa tha..
Height of laziness:
U stand in front of miroe with a glass of water...& throw water on the mirror & say.." Hassh...Nahi lidhu"
' Enjoy d winter"
There is enough on this earth for a man's need but not enough for his greeds...
Good morning
'If he has 1 hair, " Iqbal"
'If he has 1 hair on bum 'Ass-if-iqbal'
'If homosexual,"Assfaq"
'If he shakes his dad's cock,"Sheikh-abbu-da-lullah'
'If he shakes his mom's boobs,"Sheikh-mah-boob'
'If born with an erection,"Fuckrudi
Rajnikant bought a JCB machine on his b'dau..
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Do u know why?
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Birthday cake cut karne ke liye...
Malkin : Tum 3 din kyu na ayi ?
Kamwali : Memsab Facebook pe status update to kiya tha ki me gao ja rahi hu..saheb ne vomment bhi kiya Happy journey,come soon love you..
Obama stands near the ' Tanki " & want to drink a water,But he has no 'Glas " then how van he drink a water ?
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simple yaar..
Obama drinks water in..," KHOBAMA"
In this new year take special care of ur Body parts & avoid injuries coz spare parts for old models are no longer instock!!!! Smiling Plz..
New accounting Terminology:
1cr.= Khoka
500 cr.= 1 koda
1,000 cr.=1 radia
10,000 cr.= 1 kalmadi
1,00,000 cr.= 1 Raja
10 KALMADI + 10 RAJA = 1 SHARAD PAWAR..