Once Rajnikant Appeared for IIT exams.
and..
Guess wat..
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He FAILED
IIT Rocks..
Rajni Ho Ya Ghajini..
IIT me sabki bajni..
Ek bar 1 aadmi ne Rajnikant ki beti ko line mardi..
Rajnikant ne usuki tang,Hath,Gardan marod di..
Aj wo aadmi BABA RAMDEV K Naam se Jana jata hai...!!
Ek bar 1 aadmi ne Rajnikant ki beti ko line mardi..
Rajnikant ne usuki tang,Hath,Gardan marod di..
Aj wo aadmi BABA RAMDEV K Naam se Jana jata hai...!!
Bechara Mard....
Agar aurat par hath uthaye to zalim,
Aurat se pit jsye to Buzdil,
Aurat ko kisi ke 7 dekh ker ladi kare to jelous,
Chup rahe to Be-gairat,
Ghar se bahar rahe to awara,
Ghar me rahe to Nakara,
Bachon ko dante to jalim,
Na dante to laparwah,
Aurat ko naukri se roke to shakki mijaz,
Na rokey to biwi ki kamai khanewala,
Maa ki mane to Maa ka chamcha,
Biwi ki sune to joru ka gulam..
Na jane Kab Ayenga
" HAPPY MEN's DAY"
MATHS MAGIC:
1383 *UR AGE* *73 = ?
Just try it,You will be gettin an interesting result.
Just try it..
2010 Me jo Paap kiya H Usko Bhugto..
2011 Me..
26 jan-Sunday
16 Mar-sun/Holi
1 May-Sunday
15 Aug-Sunday
2 oct-sunday
17 ovt-Sun/Dasera
5 Nov-Sun/Diwali
25 Dec-sunday
Strait Insult:
Husband- Ye kaisa khana banaya hai tumne bilkul gobar jaisa..
Wife: Hey bhagwan is adami ne to har cheez chak rakhi hai..
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Kohinoor condoms
(small size division)
Agar columbus married hota to kabhi Amrica discover nai kar pata,
Kyu ki usse kisi ne nahi pucha hoga..
1.kahan ja rahe ho?
2.kyu?
3.kis ke sath?
4.Mai b chalu?
5.wapis kab aoge?
6.Ghar reh k hi discover krlo
7.Meri mom ko hi le jao,
8.wapsi me sabzi lete ana...
Dad ( Caught his son watching ' Sheela ki jawani song").." Padh le beta !
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Sheela toh Exam ke Baad Bhi Jawan Rahegi !!..