1-5 yr Girls Love MOM,
6-15 Girls Love DAD
16-25 Girls Love ME
26-50 Girls Love HUSBAND
Ab Bachi
51-70 Girls
Tumhara B To Haq Banta H Yaar..!!
A VERY FUNNY QUOTE:
" Come like a racer,
Sit like a Yogi &
Go like a King..!!
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This slogan was written on a..
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TOILET DOOR..!!
NAMASKAR !
Ye FEMALE-MLE janch seva hai,
Agar aap Nari hai to 1 sms kare,
Purush hai to 4 sms kare aur agar confused hai to sms na kare hum samajh jayenge..!!
Kai sal pehle jab Govt.Officer ki aukat sirf cycle kharidne ki thi,ek saab ne cycle kharidi.kuch dino baad unhon carrier lagwne ke liye cycle dukan oe bheja,Dukandar ne carrier to lagaya per stand nikaal liya,Sahab ne reason pucha,Dukandar bola-'Sahab Govt.Officer dono nahi rakh sakta,Ager 'CAREEIR'chahta hai to 'STAND'nahi le sakta aur ager 'STAND' lena hai to 'CAREEIR'gaya'
This is Tru even today"..!!
2 6akke sardar ke Ghar Badhaai Dene Gaye,
Haaye-Haaye,Hum to 1100 lenge 1100...
Pi6e se Ek Sardar Bola 2610 lelo,Usme MP3 Ringtone Or FM Bhi Hain..
Reality of our country:
Most of da 1st class stud.get technical seats,become doctors & engineers,
The 2nd class pass MBA,vcum administrtors & control the 1st class.
The 3rd class enter politics,bcum ministers & Control BOTH,
&
Da failures,join da underworld & CONTROL ALL !!
Sardar 15 saal tak ro-ro ke aulaad ke liye dua mangta raha,1 din bhagwan dukhi hoker aaye aur bole:Tujhe wahe Guru Da vasta!
Pehle shadi to karle mere baap !!
Khaufnak andheri raat mein 12 baje 1 bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha,
" Ghabra mat ye sab tere dimag ka vahem hai, koi Rajnikant-vajnikant nai hota..'
Good Morning
Barish Hui Or Bhig Gaye Hum,
.
Wah wah
.
Barish Hui or Bhig Gaye Hum,
Are..!!
Aage kya hua?
.
.Hona kya tha Rajnikant ne phoonk Mari or sukh Gaye Hum!!!
AKBAR-BIRBAL koi aisa Tarika Batao K Mai Khau piu or mera Roza N Tute..
BIRBAL-HUZUR Logo Se Laate Khao Or Gussa Pee jao.Sub kuch Tutega Magar ROZA Nahi Tutega..
Good Morning..