SMS Jokes for Mobile phone text messages - Free SMS jokes for some Funny SMS Messages

 
Sms Jokes & Quotes

Aadmi ' Kumbh'k mele mai-
He prabhu teri kripa se kumbh k mele mei bhai-bhai ko bichadte dekha hai,
Kabhi pati-patni par b kripa barsao..!!

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Sardar Jokes & Quotes

Techer 2 sardar: UR son is a Fool..
See his report..
Eng-02
Mat-05
Science-07
SST-08
Hindi-03
Total-25
Sardar-Total ne to kamal kia he.Is subject ki tustion tak nahi rakhi thi.

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Sms Jokes & Quotes

Rahul Mahajan's status on Facebook.

Give me some sunshine,

Give me some rain,

Now give me another wife,

That I can beat up once again !

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Sms Jokes & Quotes

In 1980,IDBI rejected Loan For Ambani,
.
. 28 years later..
.
.
Mukesh Ambani is Planning to buy IDBI..
.
This shows nothing is impossible..
Today ' Swiss Bank" rejected 'MY' loan..

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Sardar Jokes & Quotes

Sardar moving around in market with parrot on shoulder,
Someone asks: 'Kidhar se liya ye janwar..
Punjab se laya hu sale ko..!!

Replies the Parrot..!!

By:sunil vasavaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:175
Sms Jokes & Uotes

' Faithful" husbands will go straight to heaven..!
.
While,.
Unfaithful will enjoy heaven on earth..!!
'Choise is you's"

By:sunil vasavaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:154
Sms Jokes & Quotes

Wah INDAI,
Afzal ko Mafi,
Sadhvi ko Fansi.
RSS pr Pratibandh,
SIMI se Anubandh,
Amrnath Yatra par lagan,
Haj k liye Anudan,
Waki...
Mera Bharat Mahan..

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Sms Jokes & Quotes

Macchar ne 1 admi ko kata.
Admi-Din me bhi kat rhe HO?
Macchar-Kya kru ghr me Maa-Baap Bimar Hai,bhen Jawan Hai Or Ladke walo Ne 1 litr khoon dahej Me Manga hai...

By:sunil vasavaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:175
Sardar Jokes & Quotes

5 sardars were caught in a RAPE CASE,
They were called for an Identification parade.
When the girl arrived,all SARDARS shouted together.."YEHI THI !!!

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Sms Jokes & Quotes

Who can stop 500 cars with just one hand?

kya bola aapne
?
?
rajnikanth

naare na na

traffic police
are kabhi to Rajni ko chhod..

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