A gujarati having no child,no money,no home,a blind mother,prays to GOD,
God is pleased.
Grant him only one wish.
Gujarati: Ok god,my only one wish is..'I want my mom to see my wife putting two crore worth dimond around on my child's neck,in my mercedes benz parked near swimmimg pool of our new bungalow in Beverly hills.
God: Damn it ! I still have a lot to learn from these GUJARAT..!!!
Principal: what u want 2becom in future?
Student: After studyin MBBS,I want to join police force n get good job in a good software company nd work as lawyer n construct big building n conduct research nd become actor...
Principal: Hey,wat's ur name?
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Student: Ranikant..!!
Munnabhai-Ye Ramnavmi kyo manai jaati hai?
Circuit-Arey simple hai bhai..is din bhagwan RAM aathvi pass karke Navmi me gaye the.
Similarity between
"GANDHI"
"ALMAN" &
" MALLIK" ? Teeno ne kapdo ka tyag kiya tha.
Ek ne 'DESH' ke liye,Dusre ne 'AISH' ke liye,Tisri ne ' CASH' ke liye...
Suna hai aap me dimag bahut hai,
Question: Kisi LADKI ka naam batao jisme A,I,E,O,U,na ho..!
Its challenge fir u..
Pls send ans..I am waiting...
Chuha Hathi se Bola:
2 Din K Liye Apni Biwi Ki BRA Dena,
Hathi : Has K..Q Bibi Ko Pehnaega?
Chuha: Nahi BETI ki Shadi Hai..TENT Lagna hai ..Ladies alag/Gents alag..
Tere Pyar Mein Pagal Ho Gaya Peter,
Tere Pyar Mein Pagal Ho Gaya Peter,
Ab Hero Honda Splender 80km prati Litre..
Arz kia hai...
Saap ne piya Bakri ka Khoon,
Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon,
Gud Afternun,Gud Afternun..!
God in DABANNG style..
Hum Tumhare GUJARAT me aisa Atmosphere karenge,ki tum confuje ho jaoge ki RAINCOAT Pehne Ya SWEATER...
Happy 'WINTER'with 'MONSOON"
One Day RAJNIKANTH Got Angery On His Sweeper Boy,He Kicked Him So Hard That He went fly in the sky with his broom...2day that boy is famous as " HARRY POTTER"...
Good Day...