Jab aap sms nahi karte to itna gussa aata hai,Dil to chahta hai CHAPPAL utar kar...UTE pehan lu aur Apse Milne aa jau....
At 43,
Pamela Anderson gets paid 2.5 crores for 3 days in BIG BOSS.
Clearly SILICONE has provided greater returns than old...!!
H'v nice fun day..!!
Wo hume dekh kar yu muskuraye,Ishq mein hamare bhi kadam dagmagaaye...
Dil ki baat kehne hi waale the,tabhi uske bachche mama mama chillaye...
Sardar : Mujhe phone par dhamkiya mil rahi he.
Police: Kaun He Wo?
Sardar: VODAFONE wale,Bolte he Bill N Bhara To Kaat Denge...!!
Chicken ready ?
Yes Boss.
Fish rady?
Yes Boss.
Omlet rady?
Yes Boss..
Mutton Ready?
Nahi Boss,Bakra abhi SMS Padh Raha hai...
Santa: Dukh to jivan ka sathi hai aur sukh to ata-jata hai...
Banta : Sahi baat hai,meri BIWI hamesha sath hi rahti hai,aur meri sali aati-jati hai...
Prominent Poster in a ' RESTAURANT..
' All our waiters are married.They know how to take orders"
Good Morning...
Once RAJNIKANT Participated in Bike Race...
Don't Even Try to Guess what Happended..
He won the Race on neutral gear..!!
Bapu in a computer Exam...
examiner asked,"What is Microsoft Excel?
Bapu: " It is like Surf Excel to clean computer...!
Agar free ho toh call karNa,
Mere cell me balance nahi hai,
It's urgent,Mujhe Ek personal Advice leni hai..
TajMahal bech Du Ya Rahne Du..? Bolo..