SMS Jokes for Mobile phone text messages - Free SMS jokes for some Funny SMS Messages

Ways to Keep a Relationship Working...
1. Love each other..
2. Don’t lie..
3. Keep communication open..
4. Stay sweet..
5. When you get hurt, focus on forgiving..
6. Never talk about
break-ups..
7. Never say ‘it’s ok’ when it’s not..
8. Learn to put your ego aside..
9. If you say ‘sorry,' mean it..
10. Don’t compare your past with your present..
11. Don’t talk about your ex’s..
12. Practice give and take...
13. Be aware of your partner’s feelings..
14. After a fight, work on resolving the issue right
away; don’t let the days go by..
15. Although there is no ‘perfect person’ out
there,
There IS a ‘right one’ for u.

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The Bank sends sardar a mail written...
'Your payments are outstandind".
Sardar replies 'Thanks for the compliment.

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what the hell? its an error!!!!!!!!

ek lakdi ne lakda se khaya

abb app bauta ka lakdi ne lakda se kha khaya........................................................

Ek shayar ne zindgi ki sachai bayan kar di..
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'Bina libaas aate hai is jahan me,
Bas ek kafan ki khatir itna safar karna pada'..

Zindgi me maine jitna safar kiya,
us xperience se meri ek baat hmesha yaad rkhna...
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TRAIN kabhi panchar nahi hoti...hehehahaha..

1 bhikhari ko lottry lagi to us ne mandir banwaya..
2nd-Tune Mandir Q banwaya?
Bhikhari-Iske saamne ab main akele hi Bheek maangoonga..
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Solid investment;)

Mulayam singh is so happy with Akhilesh,
That he is planning to rename the state as 'Puttar Pradesh'
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LOL

2 pandito me ladai ho rahi thi..bahut der ho gai to tisre-pandit ne pucha kya hua..?

to 1 pandit bola jab me LEHSUN PYAZ nhi khata to sale ne chicken me dala kyu..?

Don't carry an umbrella during rain.
Keep 'WHISPER on ur head.
Ye ghanto tak geelepan ka ahsas nahi hone deta.
HAPPY MONSOON.

Ek family 'SHOLEY" Dekh kar Ghar Aayi,

Pati Mazak ke mood me patni se bola naach basanti naach,

Tabhi Baccho Ne Kaha 'MUMMY' is Kutte ke samne mat nachna..

wife-kuch saal pehle mera figure PEPSI ki bottal ki tarah tha...

Husband Bola-wo to ab bhi hai,bas pehle Bottle 300ML ki thi,Ab 2Ltr ki hai..!

boy- will u marry me
girl- no
boy- pls marry. i'll give u eclairs
grl- with whom i should marry, other boy has told that if u will marry me i will give u dairy milk

Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache road cross kar rahe the.
Road cross karne k baad murgik 1 bache ne kaha,hum saato ne road cross karli.

7 kaise?
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Socho,

Aur socho,

read msg again,
than scroll down,

Arey yaar,bache hai kuch b bolte rehte hai..

aap tension mat lo..

Its real...
Agar ap kahi jaldi me ja rhe he aur 'Kali Bili'ap k aage se guzar jay to iska mtlb h..???

k 'KALI BILI' apse jayda jaldi me hai...

B positive yaar...

Santa-Yaar Tune Itne Chote Chote Baal Kyu Katwaye?

Santa-Wo Yaar Hajjam ke Pass chhutte Nahi The 3 Rupye To Maine Bola 3 Rupye Ka Aur Kaat do.

Hasbands are like Blutooth.
When they are with wife,they are connected and when they are not,they are searching for other devices!!

Sare Sardar Abhi Tak Yahi Soch Kar Pareshan Hai Ki Jab ANNA Hajare Ne 13 Din Tak Kuchh Khaya hi Nahi,

To fir Wo BILL kis Bat Ka Mang Rahe Hai...?

Agar 'Laughing Buddha'serious ho jaye to uska naam kya hoga?

" Gautam Gambhir"