Arz kiya hey !
Har toota taara mannat ka nahi hota...
Har utha haath dua ka nahi hita..
Bujh jaate hai diye kabhi apni galtiyo se..Har baar kasoor hawa ka nahi hota..!!
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BAKRA BHEJA DIYA
EID PE PHIR SY MURGHI CHORI MAT KARNA..OR AARAM SE 2,3,DIN TAK KHANA...THIK HEY..
EID MUBARAK...
Just see the sky,
All stars R Blinking Exept 1 cute star that is busy in Reading my SMS...
Teacher: childrens exams are nearing,If u have any doubt u can ask me..
Boys: In wich printing Press the question paper are printed?
Sardar: Yaar Aaj Mujhay Ajeeb Msg Aaya or mera Mobil off Ho Gaya.
Pathan: Aisa Konsa Msg Aya?
Sardar: Battery low.
Pathan: Send Kar...Sabko..
Boy to his Gym Trainer at Gym..' I wanna impress this cute girl I Am Gonna meet in 3 days..
Which machine should I use???
Gym Trainer." Use the ATM"
Physics would have been much much Easier...
If..
If..
If..
If..
The Tree itself had Fallen On Newton's Head Instead of the Apple..!!
Guju & American wer sailling in a boat..
Suddenly american fell in the water..
he shoutead:'Hwy Guju ! Save"
Guju shouted back: ' Sev nathi..Khakra che..Aapu..?
Sharabi 3 mnzil se Gira,
aur Uske aas Paas Log jama Ho gaye,
Aur Logo Ne Sharabi se Pucha,
Kya Hua ?
Sharabi-Pata Nahi Mai Bhi Abhi aaya Hu..
Hathoda of d day :-
Q-what do u call a Gujrati Female who drinks only one tea in a Dat ???
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A-Jaswantiben ( Just one tea ben)