How Newton Died ?
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He died After seen South Indian Movies..
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Coz He Couldnt Bear Rajnikant Breakin All The Law Of Physics which He Made...
Agar 'MAYAWATI' swimming pool mein jump kare to aap kya kahenge?
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Socho?
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Very Simple..gayi Bhais Pani Me..!
Teacher ne Students se' MY CLASS TEACHER' par 10 line likhne ko kaha..
Thodi der bad 1 student ne uthkar pucha: Madam,"MAST CHHAMIYA"ko english me kya kahte hai..
sardar: Hamare to " Vaahe Guru" hote hai.
Kathiyawadi Bapu: Em..! Oho..! Amare topehle guru hote ne ham sab vaahe vaahe hote hai..
A Marwadi calls Newspapr 2print death of his grandpa..
Clerk-Rs.50/- word.
Marwadi- Dada Dead
clerk-sorry,Minimum 5 wrds.
Marwadi-Dada Dead,Wheelchair for sale!
Pati-vo khubsurat LADKI Muzko Has k Dekh rahi hai..
Patni-Pehle confrm kar,Has k dekh rahi hai Ya Dekh K Has Rahi hai...
A man going in the car with his wife.
He writes on the rear glass...
" DO NOT DISTURB....AL READY VERY DISTURBED."
Teach: Do u know valu of PERIOD?
Std: Ya Sir, 1 bar Pados ki didi ko nahi hua,To uski Maa Behosh ho gayi,Baap Ko Heart Atack Hua Aur Mera Bhai Bhag Gaya...!!!
Ek sharabi Ka Court Mein case Chal Raha tha.
Judge Ne Kaha
" ORDER ORDER"
Sharabi Replied..
" Ek CHILI CHICKEN,EK Qtr ROYAL STAG With SODA' Jaldi...
Pandit ka Tota roz 1 admi ko dekta or bolta,
" AUR CHUTIYE!
Us admi ne pandit se sikayat ki to pandit ne tote ko danta..
Agle din jb wo admi tote k karib se guzra to tota kuch na bola..Thora aage ja k us admi ne mud k dekha to tota haste hue bola..
" SAMAJ TO TU GAYA HOGA'
Good Night..