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Ramchandra Keh Gaye SITA se,
Aisa Kalyug Aayega Kahan Hua Tha Nera Janam Ab HIGHCOURT Batayega..

JAI SHRI RAM...

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Koi fail hota he to koi pass hota he,
koi fail hota he to koi pass hota he,
Magar 'Girl Friend' usiko milti he,
Jiske pas 'NAVRATARI ka 'xtra pass' hota he.

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When U Feel sad,
Go Infront Of mirror,
Look At urself Say I Am so Cute.
U Will smile automatically.
But don't Make It habit,
Bcoz roz Roz Mazaak Achha nahi hota..

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Come here,take off urs Pants & knicker,get on top of me,enjoy until u get setisfied,loving urs..
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Toilet!
Good Morning..

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Rich man: Aaj mere pas 14 cars,18 bikes,4bunglow,3 farmhouse hai, TUMARE paas kya hai...

POOR man: Mere Pass Beta hai,..
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Jiski Girlfrnd..Teri Beti Hai..

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Kya Aap Marne Ke Baad Bhi Sexy Ladkiya dekhna Chahte Hain?

" DONATE UR EYES"
Social Msg Ko bhi Kamine logon ke liye interesting banakar Bhejna Padta hAI....

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Gandhiji said " NON Violence is the greatest force at the disposal of mankind."
Issued in public interest by DAVP,Ministry of I&B,
Govt Of India.

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Apna Purse kholo Or usme se 1000 Ka Note Nikalo..

Gandhiji Ka Photo Dekh Kar Bolo " Happy Birthday " BAPU"

Wo Note Le Kar Kal Milo " Birthday CELEBRETE Karenge..
Mahtma Ganghi Jaynti...

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For 2nd oct I am collecting Gandhiji's Photos.I need ur contribution,toh Har mein jitne b 50/100/500/1000 k notes ho, Dab Muje bhej do...

I JUST LOVE BAPU...

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1 Ladke ne Ladki ko KAMAL ka phool diya,Ladki ne zordar tamacha mara.
Ladka: Q mara me to BJP ka prachar kar raha tha,

Ladki; Or me Congress Ka....

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