" Indian Athlete lost Gold Medal in Long jumo"
Sardar reads in Paper n says Angerly " He deserved it! who told that idiot to wear the Gold Medal while jumping?
JAY HIND..
Rich man-Aaj mere pas 14 cars,18 bikes,4 bunglow,3 farmhouse hai,TUMARE ps kya hai,..
POOR man-Mere pas beta hai,
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jiski Grfrnd
Teri beti hai...
Lady- Kya tumhari bus mein bachho ka aadha kiraya lagta hai,
Conductor-Haan,Agar 12 Se Kam ho,
Lady- Theek hai, Mere to 10 hi hain,..
NOTICE:-
Kaha Ho Itne Dino Se SMS ki Class Se Absent Ho,Agr Aj MSG School Me Nai Aae To Apka Naam SMS class Se Kat Dia Jayga.
Frm: Ur PRINCIPAL
A baby is born in Africa,
What will be the color of its teeth?
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Think?
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Babies are born without TEETH,
Dont think like a GENIUS.
Y is industrial grwth so slow in TAMILNADU & KERALA?
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Becoz 86% of the work time is spent on
lifting,
folding &
holding..
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The Lungi..:) Have a laughing day..
Sardar apna sar pani me duba rha tha..
Biwi-kya kr rhe ho?
Sarder-Dimag chalta nhi he sala..
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Dekh rha hu kahi Puncher to nhi?
Koi Diwani Apko Hr Tarf Dhund Rhi He,
Apke Vzud ko Bekrari Se Puch Rhi He,
Khuda Apko Slamat rkhe,
Suna He Mayawatiji Apne Liye Dulha Dhund Rhi He..
Sardar was selling Parashut..
Plane se kudo,Button dabao aur aap zamin pe safe..
Custmer-Agar Parasdhut nhi Khula to..
Sardar-O ji le aana change kr dunga..
Education related songs..
SCHOOL-Apni to Patshala
TUTION-Idhar chala mai udhar chala,
MATHS-Ajib Dastan hai ye kaha shuru kaha khatam..
SCIENCE- Aa khushi se khudkushi krle,
EXAM-Zehrili rate nind ud jati hai,
RESULT-jiya dhadak dhadak jaaye,
PASS-Aj mai uper asma niche,
FAIL-Jag suna suna lage..