Bus k Driver aur conductor me kya fark he,
Guess...
Conductor soya to kisi ka Ticket nahi katega OR
Driver soya to sabka Ticket cut jayega..!!
Janwaro ki party me chuha 4pek lga k talli tha,
Billi-Aj party Na hoti to tuje kha jati,
Chuha-Chali ja kamini nahi to log kahege nashe me aurat pe hath utha diya..
3 ways to catch a TIGER...
1-Newtons law-alow tiger 2 catch u,then u ctch it..
2-virapan's law-Kidnp tiger's wife & threaten tiger 2 surrnder.
3-Indian police law-Catch a CAT & beat it,until it agrees that it's a TIGER..
I'm worried about 100 mts race at commonwealth,They might fix a Board Near Start Line " GO SLOW,MEN AT WORK...
Wife-what R U Doing?
Husband- Makhiya Maar rha hun,
Wife-Kitni Maari,
Huband- 3Boy/2girl,
Wife-Kaise Pata Chala,
Huband-Coz, 3 Daaru ki Botal se Chipki thi aur 2 Phone Pe...
Good Morning
Gadhe Ke samne 1 Pani ki,1 daru ki balti rakhi.Gadha Pani pi Gaya.Police Ne Sharabi se Pucha-Kya Sikha??
Sharabi-jo Daru nahi pita Woh Gadha Hai..
1'Baar 300 Sarder Ship Me ja rahe the ?
ship dubi Nahi Firbi sab Mar Gaye?
Kaise?
?
?
Bich samunder Me Ship Bigad gai thi Saale dhakka dene Utar Gaye"..
Good Night..
AEROPLANE -Wright Brothers
CYCLE -Macmillan
TELEPHONE-Graham Bell
TELESCOPE-Galieo
T.V-Baird
LOVE-Adam,
MARRAGE-Dhundo saale ko,Pakad ke Marenge!!
Mandir me Pujari Purush hi Q hota hai ?
Socho socho !!
Arey
Taaki Bhakt Bhagawan Par Dhyan De sake...
1 admi ki kisi dusre shahar me nokri lagi,
Wahan pahunch kr usne socha ki bivi ko e-mail kar du,Galti se wo e-mail kisi or k pas chala gaya,jis k pas gaya wo AURAT apne husband ko dafna k aai thi or e-mai padthe hi Behosh ho gai...
E-Mail Kuch yun tha:
Begam ! Main yahan khairiyat se pahunch gya hu,Yahan internet ki sahuliat bhi hai,Tum udas mt hona,2-3 din me tumhe bhi apne pas bula lunga...