What is d similarity between a successful Charterd Accountant & Miss Universe?
Both are Very 'CONSCIOUS'about "FIGURES"
Pati office jaa Raha Tha..
Patni pyar Se Boli-'See u in The 'Evening'
Pati Gusse Se-'Dhamki Kise de Rahi Hai,Main bhi Tujhe dekh Lunga,'
Sardarni walking on road with her top open & Right BOOB hanging out..
Cop asks: what is this?
Sardarni realises:Hai Rabba!Munna BUS me hi reh gaya.
Biwi-Tumhe kuch yaad b rehta hai?
Aj hamari wedding Anniversary hai..
Pati-Oh main to bhul hi gaya thA...
Aao.
2 mint.ka moun rakhen..
Whats self insult ?
An Angry Boss-Tumne Kabhi Ullu Dekha Hai ?
Employee(Sar juka Ke)-Nahi Sir!!
Boss-Neeche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho Idiot?
Meri Taraf Dekh..!
Father ; Itne kam marks...
Do thappad marne chahiye..
Pappu : Haan papa chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai...
Aap ki shaan me char line pesh kar raha hu.!!pasand aaye to Taaliya bajakar navajiyega..
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GIN LO...PURI CHAR LINE HAI.....
Har Mard ki life dekho to..
without shadi ' SPIDERMAN'
Shadi k time SUPERMAN
Shadi k baad GENTLEMAN
Or Biwi khubsurat Ho to Puri UMAR WATCHMAN
Gal's Father : I Don't want My daughter 2be spending Her Entire Life wit an IDIOT'
Boyfrnd : Thats Why I Want 2 Take Her away From U..!
Think Smart..
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