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Shanti Banaye rakhe,
Dhaka Mukki N kare,
MERA SMS sabko Milega..
Line Me khade rhe..
Ek Admi Sadhu Se Bola,
Meri Biwi Bahut Pareshan Karti Hai,
Koi Upay Batao...
Sadhu Bola Saale Upay Hota To Mai Sadhu Kyo Banta..!
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3 sardar picnic par gaye,wahan ja kar yad aya k "PEPSI" to ghar bhul gaye,decide kia ki sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aey,
chota sardar:mai is shart par jata hu k tum mere ane tak smose nai khaoge,dono ne kaha thik hai,
2din guzar gaye sardar nahi aya,
4din guzar gaye sardar nahi aye,
2no ne socha k ab smosa kha line chahye,jse hi smosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche se nikal k bola..Aisa karoge to mai nai jaunga..
Is Duniya Me Bas 2 hi cheezen aisi he..
jiski duniya diwani he
1st-Tajmahal
&
2nd -Aap
...Ne Mujhe to Dekha Hi Hoga...
Ram lanka jeet k vapas laute tab soorpnakh ; Prabhu mere kya hoga ?
RAM : Kalyug me ayodhya par raj karegi,lekin teri shadi phir bhi nahi hogi..
Naam hoga..
" MAYAWATI
1 village ki Aurat Cheque Cash Karne gai..
clerk: sign kro..
Aurat: kaise ?
Clerk : Jaise Khat k last me likhti ho..
Aurat ne sign kiya..
' TOHAR MUNNE KI AMMAA..'
Sardarji got sms from his girlfriend:
' I MISS YOU "
can u think what sardarji replied....
??????
??????
??????
Think.......
......??????
I Mr.You
Baba koi aisi job batao,jahan mujhe kaam na karna pade..log apna kaam khud kare,aur mujhe paise bhi de...
SWAMI ji : jao beta..SULABH SHOUCHALA KHOL DE..
Mandir k pujari ko loose motion ho gaya.medicine lete samay doctor ko puchha ' Any precautions ?"
Doctor said: "Shankh zor se mat bajaana...
Sweet candies are nice to eat …
Sweet words are easy to say …
but, sweet ppl are hard to find …
OH MY GOD! how did u find me?