Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di.
Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call..
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child.
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don�t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
sardar English k paper main fail hogaya translation ki wajah se..
1.Main ek aam admi hoon,..I Am a mango man.
2.Mujhe english ati hai..English comes to me.
3.Mera taluq Haripur hazara se hai..I belong to Greenpur thousands.
4.sadak per goliyan chal rahi hai,tablets r walking on the rd.
2 shardar train k pichhe bhaag rahe the.
1 chad gaya to train me logon ne kaha " WEL DONE"..
Sardar- Oh shit!!..jana to use tha,mai to chhodne aaya tha..
A doctor and an engineer loved the same gir. Engineer before going out of station for a week, gave 7 apples to the girl. Why??
Because, an apple a day keeps the doctor away!!
Engineers rock
Dad: "When I beat you how do you control your anger??"
Tintumon:"I start cleaning the toilet"
Dad:"How does that help??"
Tintumon:"I clean it with your tooth brush"
Naughty thought for the day -
"It is really hard to wait for the right person in life. Especially when...
The wrong ones are damn attractive!!
Sardar and his wife went for divorce.
Judge : U have 3 kids .How will u divide them?
Sardar : will come next year with 1 more . so that it will be easy for u 2 divide..