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This is a poem written by
'EMPTY' Vasudevan Nair...
Sardar finds cigarette box in daughter's room.
Oh my God!! she smokes
Then finds whisky,
Oh my God!! she drinks
Then he saw a boy.
Thank God!! Its all his
Best punishment to a boy:
Give him a mobile phone, with lots of balance and girls phone numbers and leave him at a place where there is no network.
Sardar got promotion in office as manager.
To give surprise to his wife , he telephoned her & said
"Tonight u r going to sleep with the manager"
A negro attended a function without dress. sardar thought he was wearing black suit & said "ur dress is good but tie is in the wrong position"
2 sardar soldiers captured a Pakistani soldier and gave him a dice and said, " If you get 1,2,3,4 or 5, we will kill you."
Paki:"What if I get 6?"
Sardar:"You'll have to play again."
"My grand father lived for 96 years. He never used glasses."
Sardar:" Ya.. I know.. Few people drink directly from bottle"
Japanese proverb : If one can do it , U too can do it , If none can do it , U must do it....
Indian version: If one can do it , let him do it , If none can do it , leave it !!!
A cat was very sad coz he didn't have any girl friends
1 day he saw a beautiful lady cat .
He went and said 2 her
"MEOW"
Secret of happy life.....
Get a girl who cooks well
Get a girl who loves you
Get a girl look good
Make sure the 3 girls don't meet each other!!