Man to a super cute Air hostess:What's your name?
Air Hostess: Eva Benz
Man:Lovely name.Any relationship with Mercedes Benz?
Air Hostess:Our maintenance cost is the same!
The Bank sends sardar a mail written...
'Your payments are outstandind".
Sardar replies 'Thanks for the compliment.
Bazar me sardarji zor se boom pad rahe thy..
Sinh ka pinjra 40rs me,
Ek lady ne pass jake dekh aur chali gayi,
Dusree ne pucha kya hua...
'Chodino 'Zanghiya 'bech raha hai..
'Ghalib se ek dost ne kaha-
"Jo sharab peete hain unki dua qubool nahi hoyi"
Ghalib bole-'Jinhe sharab mil gayi unhe duaa ki zarurat nahi hoti"..
CHEERS..!!
Excellent Quote by Osho Rajanish..
'I am responsible for what I spoke,But not for what you understood.'
Nadi k ghat par agar siyasi log bas jaye,
To pyase hoth do do bund k liye taras jate
Ganimat he ki mausam par unki nahi chal sakti,
Varna sare BADAL un k khet par baras jate.
Height of Positive thinking: A Man Marrying his own secretary,Thinking that she will follow his order as Before...
" Height of Dhoka"
Hostel studen to his frnd: 'Yaar dhoka ho gaya ?
Frnd: kya ho gaya?
Student: 'Kitab ke paise mangvaaye the,Gharwalo ne kitab bhej di"
Sachin has proved that INDIANs have a habit of completing the TARGETs in MARCH..
Seeing a cockroch in ur sandwich is not a problem,
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seeing a Half cokroch in ur remaining half sandwich is definity a Big problem'
Kambal aur razai ko karo maaf,
Cooler Aur A.C kar lo saaf,
Apne Nature Mein rakho NARMI,
Meri Taraf se Aapko
' HAPPY-GARMI'
Plz open this msg after 4 daz on sunday.
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I knw u can't wait,
so,CONGRATZ!
U R D 1st fool of 2012
APRIL FOOL in advance.
Duniya Me 2 tarah k log hote he smart & lovely.
Smart: wo hai jisne apko ye msg send kiya he aur Lovely : wo he jiska aap msg pad rahe hai..
Santa plane land hote hi chillane lga.
Bnglore aya banglore aya.Balle Balle'
Air Hostess: Helo sir.B silent
Santa-ok anglore aya anglore aya alle alle.
Bachpan ki wo Ameeri bhi Pataa Nahi Kahan kho gayi jab paani me apne bhi JAHAAJ Chala karte the.
Mr.Ali had 3 sons,
Named..
Harkat Ali,
Rehmat Ali &
Barkat Ali,
When 4th & 5th son was born.
Alis wife decided to name him..
BAS-KAR-ALI
RAHEM-KAR-ALI
C.A.T '09 Exams best question:
Spell the word 'COW'in 13 letters..
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Topperz couldnt.
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Answer by back bench boys...
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'SEE O DOUBLEYOU"
Check-up k Baad Dr.Tumhe khaste waqt sab se jyada Taklif kab Hoti Hai..
Marij-Tab Hoti Hai,Jab Pados ka kutta Meri khasi ka Jawab Dene Lgta Hai.
Oversmart wife: If I sleep with your most Lovin close Friend,what will be the 1st Thought that would come to your mind?
Smart Husband: You are a LESBIAN..!!
Huband was teaching english to his wife.
wife in afternoon-chalo DINNER le lo..
Husband-Dobi is LUNCH kehte hai..
Wife - Doba ye Dusre din ki raat ka khana hain...
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