Introducing T20 format in exams
*Reduce exam time by 1hr and marks by 50
*Introduce breaks after each 15 minutes
*Give free hit marks for unexpected questions
*first 30 mins power play no supervisor in the class
*Cheer girls in every class they will dance when we take an additional sheet!!
Twin babies were born to sardai's wife that full night Sardar didn't sleep
WHY???
he is thinking who is the father of the second baby!!!!
Kissing at TOP....
Fingering at MIDDLE...
Firing at bottom ...
Yes your right
"CIGARETTE"
'Smoking is injurious to health'
TTR fined ticket less girls.
Churidar girl fined Rs.100
Midi girl Rs.50
Half skirt girl Rs.25
Neat girl was fined Rs.0
Why?
Think positive ...She had a ticket...
My mobile had an accident with MOTOROLA near BENQ avenue at at SAMSUNG nagar.It is admitted at LG Hospital.Dr.Nokia says condition is serious.
Please donate some messages...
In a scooter 3 sardar's were traveling,Traffic police showed his hands to stop them.But Sardar shouted,
"sorry we are already 3.No more lift.."
MG university standard of questioning
A boy weighs 50kg, he throw a ball weighing 100gm up to a height of 60m at a velocity of 60m/s.
What the boy's fathers name?!!!!
If a cat crosses u When u r going somewhere...
What does it mean????
It means that cat is also going somewhere!!!
Sardar opens his tiffin box in the middle of the road.
Why????????
Just to confirm whether he is going to office or coming from office!!!
Brain is the most outstanding thing in world.It works 24hrs a day,365 days a year. It works from the time we are born,and stop only when we enter the exam hall!!!!