Galti se aapka number deleter hogaya.
Ek mis call kar do.
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sbko bheja,dekna jinke paas bilkul dimaag nahi he wo call karegne.
10yrs phle 1 samosa 50p ka aur 1 mobil cal 8rs.ka,
Aaj 1 cal 50pa ka & 1 samosa 8rs ka...
Mehangai badhi nahi,bas idhar udhar hui hai.
Yours,
Dr.Manmohan singh
Patang Rs=175
Dori Rs.250
Firki=Rs.50
Total=Rs.475
Wastage of money
ROYAL STAG=Rs.350
Piyo aur patang ke sath khud bhi udo...
Sardar ke piche 1 kutta laga.
Sardar bhagte huye sochne laga,
Saala card to IDEA ka liya tha Phir network VODAFONE ka kaise aa raha hai..
Obama: INDIA Garib Desh Hai,
INDIAN : Beta Tumhara pura Desh Jitna OIL khata h na utna to Shanivar ko Hum HANUMAN ko chada dete he,
Obama : kya baat karte ho...
Jethala-Aare Daya Raat ko mobile charging me mat rakho,blast ho jayaga,
Daya-Tapu ke papa aap tension mat lijiye maine battery nikal di he.
SPICY FACT:
THE FIRST L GUARD IN CRICKET WAS USED IN 1874
AND FIRST HELMET IN 1974
IT TOOK 100 YRS FOR MEN TO REALIZE-BRAIN IS ALSO IMPORTANT !!
"Bechara ladka"
ladki par hath uthaye toh zalim,
ladki se pit jaye toh namard,
ladki ko kisi k sath dekh k lade toh jealous,
chup rahe toh fattu,
ghar se bhar rahe toh aavara,
ghar me rahe toh nakara,
bachcho ko daate toh bujdil,
na daate toh laparwah,
bivi ko naukri se roke toh sakki mizaz,
na roke toh bivi ki kamai khane vala,
akhir bechara ladka kare toh kare kya
kya kare yar mard ko bhi dard hota hai............«sad»
Medical alert about a highly dangerous virus called 'Weekly' overload recreational killer'(Work)
If you come in contact with this WORK virus,you should immediately go to the nearest 'Biological anxiety relief'(BAR)centre to take antidotes known as 'Work isolating neutralizer extract'(WINE)
Redioactive unwork medicine'(RUM) 'Bothersome employer elimination rebooter'(BEER)'vaccino officio depression killing antigen'(VODKA)
Shiv-Mera Trishul Kaha hai ?
Parvati-Ganesh le Gaya.
Shiv-Kyu?
Parwati-Keh rha tha 'Girlfrind ke sath Maigi Khane ke liye Papa ka kaata le ja raha hu..
In a nursery school canteen,der was a basket of apple wit a notice written over it,
'Do not take more dan 1 God is watching'
On d other counter der was a box of chocolates,a small child went n wrote on it..
'Take as many as u want,GOD is busy watching d apples'
Aalu or Bhindi ki luv story..
1 aalu ne bhindi k number pe 'I luv u' ka msg beja..
Bhindi ne use phone kar k bura bhala kaha n boli,tum itne mote n me slim & smart..
aalu ko bahut dukh hua aur us ne phir itni sabziyan phasayi ki aap dekg skte ho..
Aalu-Ghobi
Aalu-Began
Aalu-shimla mirch,
Aalu-palak
Aalu-matr,
Aalu-methi,
Aur bhindi us din se aaj tak akeli hai..
Bhindi shocked n aalu rocks...
Teacher-Dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka,ab aisa 1 aur sentence banao...
Student-Sania ka baccha na India ka na pakistan ka!!!
Funny meanings of places in ENGLISH..
LARGE STATE-Maha-rastra
Place of King-Raja-sthan
QUEEN FEILD-Rani-khet
Mr.CITY-Sri-nagar,
RHYTHM OF EYES-Nayni-tal
FACE-Surat
UNMARRIED GIRL-Kanya-kumari
GOD'S GATE-Hari-Dwar
BRICK CITY-Ita-nagar
SAINT HARI-Rishi-kesh
CALL END-Kol-kata
COME ON SUN-ARun-aa-chal
COME IN EVENIN-Aa-sam
GO & COME-GO-A
DO Drama-Kar-natak,
N Finaly
Heart only-Dil-hi
isnt india a place of wonders.
Next time when your wife complains that you have not taken her to an expensive place...take her to the nearest petrol pump.
CORPORATE FACT:
'When i dont do it on time,I AM LAZY !!
When my Boss Doesnt do it on time 'HE IS BUSY !!
'Position Makes The Differnce'
How True ??
Our parents taught us the meaning of APPLE and BLACKBERRY..now we are teaching them the features of APPLE and BLACKBERRY..
New SEBI Rule from 2moro.
Along with PAN CARD,a 'CARDIOGRAM & 'BP-GRAPH' with 'Medical Fitness certificate'is Must,If U want 2 Trade in BSE,NSE,F&O(-_-)
Husband Wife Say : Darling
Tum Mujhe 1 Jaga Se Bohat Achi Lagti Ho,
Wife: Kahan se?
Husband: Doooooooor se,
Having a wife is a part of living,
But living with wife is called The Art of Living..
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