SMS Jokes for Mobile phone text messages - Free SMS jokes for some Funny SMS Messages

Gandhiji ne shadi se pehle apni wife Kasturba ko chota sa letter likha or kasturbagi Behosh ho gayi...

Dear Kasturba,

I LOVE YOU,

Tumhara BAPU !!

Kuch log Nark mei bahut aram se so rahe the.

Bhagwan-Ye log to nark ki garmi mein bi aram se so rahe hai?

Yamraj-Sale sab Ahmedabad se Hai.

HAPPY SUMMER

Santa-'Maths vich fail kyu hoya?
Banta: Teacher kendi hai 5+3=8
Agle din kendi 6+2=8
Fir kendi 4+4=8
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Khud confused he menu kya padayegi..?

Sardar started a college,
All students were confused @admission coz
Name of d college is 'Sardar's Medical college of Engineering for commerce n arts.

Agar 'Laughing Buddha'serious ho jaye to uska naam kya hoga?
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'Gautam Gambhir'

Suhagraat k bad muslim ladke se dosto ne pucha-kaisa raha?
Ladka-Kabhi apni riste-dari me shadi mat karna..zara sa zor lagaya to boli-'NASIRBHAI AARAM se..

Ever heard about the holy water that converts your precious thoughts into speech??
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Its called DARU..!!cheers..

Letter to universry Dean by a student..

Salam sale!ye bata kaun harmkhor papr set karta h..kamino,stdnts ki jaan nikal jati h.upar se kutte papr checking to aise karte h jaise apni maa k maut ka badla lew rhe ho..Aisa sylbus banaya h jaise tumhare yaha to harmkhor sab topper hi janme h..
tera baap b is papr mei pass nai hoga.tu khud is papr me 10 bar fail hua hoga.tu kabhi bahar mil sale..bataunga tujhe..

Urs faithfuly
(Pagal hu jo apna naam likhunga)

KYa bat hai TUSSI aaj to BADE
Attractive,
Beautiful,
Cute,
Decent,
Intelligenr,
Lovable,
Smart,
Talented,
Person ka message padh rahe ho...

BOY : Hey babby,what's ur name?
Girl: Dhakka maaro baap ko..!!
Boy: what??
Girl: Matlab 'PUSH PAA'..!!

Marzi ki zindgi ki 7 baatain.
1-Studies
2.Entertainment
3-Good job
4-Shadi
5-....
6-....
7-....
Shadi Ho Gai Na?
Marzi ki zindgi Khatam..!!

1 Baar God Ne Meri Memory Ko Delete Kar Diya.or Poocha koi Dost Taad Hai?

Maine aapka Naam liya,
GOD Bole-Saala Pura Format Maara To Bhi VIRUS Nahi Gaya.

Sardar-xpres kitne baje ki he?
TT-1 baje
Sardar-local?
TT-9 bje
Sardar-Maalgadi?
TT-(Gusse se) 12 bje lekin tuje kaha jana he?
Sardar-Patri cross KARNI he..

After decades,BEER in now CHEAPER than PETROL !!!
Now there will be new slogan:

'Just Drink-Dont Drive"...Cheers..

Mai kisi aur se shadi kar rahi hu..

Bf-Na tere aane ki khushi na tere jane ka gam ..ja dusripata lenge hum.kyoki jisme hai dum vohi he 'BAJIRAO SINGHAM'

1 sardar ko uska sasur jute mar raha tha,
Admi: Q mar rahe ho?
Sasur: Maine ise Hospital se SMS kiya,Tum Bap Ban Gye Ho Sale Ne Usko Bhi Dosto ko forwrd kar Diya,

Bhikhari-10rs.dedo mobil rechrge krke grlfrd ko cal krna hai,
santa-WAH!! bhikhari ne bi grlfrd banayi h
Bhikhri-Naji..grlfrnd ne bhikhari banaya h..

Ram ne Ravan Ko Mara(R-R)
Krishna ne kans ko mara(k-k)
Godse ne gandhi ko mara(G-G)
Isiliye osama ko to obama ke haathon marna hi tha ..(O-O)

Daru ki vaje se brbad sharabi ne kasam li or ghr se daru ki khali botles fekne lga.
1st fenk k bola-teri vaje se meri nokri gayi.
2nd fek k bola-teri vjh se mera ghar bika.
3rd fenk k bola-teri vjh se meri bv gai,
4th uthai to vo bhari nikli to bola-tu side me ho ja..isme tera koi kasoor nhi..

Son: Papa aap rat ko mummy ke sath kiyu sote ho..

Papa: Beta apas me pyar badta h..
Beta: papa ullu mat banao sath sone se pyar nhi pariwaar badta hai..!!