Don't carry an umbrella during rain.
Keep 'WHISPER on ur head.
Ye ghanto tak geelepan ka ahsas nahi hone deta.
HAPPY MONSOON.
Ek family 'SHOLEY" Dekh kar Ghar Aayi,
Pati Mazak ke mood me patni se bola naach basanti naach,
Tabhi Baccho Ne Kaha 'MUMMY' is Kutte ke samne mat nachna..
wife-kuch saal pehle mera figure PEPSI ki bottal ki tarah tha...
Husband Bola-wo to ab bhi hai,bas pehle Bottle 300ML ki thi,Ab 2Ltr ki hai..!
boy- will u marry me
girl- no
boy- pls marry. i'll give u eclairs
grl- with whom i should marry, other boy has told that if u will marry me i will give u dairy milk
Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache road cross kar rahe the.
Road cross karne k baad murgik 1 bache ne kaha,hum saato ne road cross karli.
7 kaise?
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Socho,
Aur socho,
read msg again,
than scroll down,
Arey yaar,bache hai kuch b bolte rehte hai..
aap tension mat lo..
Its real...
Agar ap kahi jaldi me ja rhe he aur 'Kali Bili'ap k aage se guzar jay to iska mtlb h..???
k 'KALI BILI' apse jayda jaldi me hai...
B positive yaar...
Santa-Yaar Tune Itne Chote Chote Baal Kyu Katwaye?
Santa-Wo Yaar Hajjam ke Pass chhutte Nahi The 3 Rupye To Maine Bola 3 Rupye Ka Aur Kaat do.
Hasbands are like Blutooth.
When they are with wife,they are connected and when they are not,they are searching for other devices!!
Sare Sardar Abhi Tak Yahi Soch Kar Pareshan Hai Ki Jab ANNA Hajare Ne 13 Din Tak Kuchh Khaya hi Nahi,
To fir Wo BILL kis Bat Ka Mang Rahe Hai...?
Agar 'Laughing Buddha'serious ho jaye to uska naam kya hoga?
" Gautam Gambhir"