Man to a super cute Air hostess:What's your name?
Air Hostess: Eva Benz
Man:Lovely name.Any relationship with Mercedes Benz?
Air Hostess:Our maintenance cost is the same!
The Bank sends sardar a mail written...
'Your payments are outstandind".
Sardar replies 'Thanks for the compliment.
Bazar me sardarji zor se boom pad rahe thy..
Sinh ka pinjra 40rs me,
Ek lady ne pass jake dekh aur chali gayi,
Dusree ne pucha kya hua...
'Chodino 'Zanghiya 'bech raha hai..
'Ghalib se ek dost ne kaha-
"Jo sharab peete hain unki dua qubool nahi hoyi"
Ghalib bole-'Jinhe sharab mil gayi unhe duaa ki zarurat nahi hoti"..
CHEERS..!!
Excellent Quote by Osho Rajanish..
'I am responsible for what I spoke,But not for what you understood.'
Nadi k ghat par agar siyasi log bas jaye,
To pyase hoth do do bund k liye taras jate
Ganimat he ki mausam par unki nahi chal sakti,
Varna sare BADAL un k khet par baras jate.
Height of Positive thinking: A Man Marrying his own secretary,Thinking that she will follow his order as Before...
" Height of Dhoka"
Hostel studen to his frnd: 'Yaar dhoka ho gaya ?
Frnd: kya ho gaya?
Student: 'Kitab ke paise mangvaaye the,Gharwalo ne kitab bhej di"
Sachin has proved that INDIANs have a habit of completing the TARGETs in MARCH..
Seeing a cockroch in ur sandwich is not a problem,
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seeing a Half cokroch in ur remaining half sandwich is definity a Big problem'