SMS Jokes for Mobile phone text messages - Free SMS jokes for some Funny SMS Messages

Wife: Mujhe kisi mehangi jagah le kar chaliye na ji.
Husband: chalo,taiyaar ho jao.?
petrol pump chalte hai.

1st time joke about sardarni..

All ATMs in punjab are jammed & not working.
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Bcoz,
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All sardarnies put their hair pin in machine,when asked,"ENTERPIN"

Sindhi logo ko football aur hockey kyu nahi khilate..?
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socho..
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.kyuki corner milte hi ye dukan khol lete hain..??

Sexy secretary came angrily out of Boss cabin.
Colleague askd:wat hapnd?
She replied: He asked r u free 2nite?
I said yes & Bastard give me 50 pages 2 type.

Bhagat : Hey bhagwan..promotion karwa dena.51 rupes ka bhog aapke charanon mein rakh raha hoon.

God: Pagal marwayega kya?

Ann dekh raha hai..

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Ye Aankhein aaj bhi us kamine ko talaash rahi hai jisne kaha tha-Sarkari naukari mein aaraam hota he..

Five Big Mistake Of Manmohan sing G*

:-) 3 G

:-) 2 G

;-) CWG

:-) Listening To Sonia G'
:-) N most imp.Forgetting ANNA G'

1 Admi Daru Pi Pi K Mar Gaya,
Lekin Uski daru K Prati Shradha To Dekho,
Wo Mar Ke B ye keh gaya SHARAB TO THIK THI,SALA LIVER HI KAMZOR NIKLA'

So Always B+ve...

Mayawati was talking about Family Planing & Birth control in Parliament.
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Lalu got Angry & Said 'Hey Babe,When U cant Play the Game,Don't Make Rules 4 Champions.

Latest News from HELL:
M.F.Hussain is painting Bin Laden nude.
some people can never change.
Enjoy sunday with PAINTING of this century...

'Sindhi ki Dukan Me Likha tha:

Udhaar sirf 80 se 90 saal ki Umar k logon ko Diya Jayga,
Wobhi Unke Maa Baap se Pooch kar,

JAY JHULELAL..

4 dost sharab p rahe the k table pe rakha mobil baja,
Man:'Hello'
Bv:Janu I m in Market,kya me 50,000 ka gold set le lu?
Man:Ha janu le lo,
BV:silk saree b jo 5500 ki he?
Man: '1 nhi 2-4 lelo,
Bv:ok dear,Tumhara credit card mere pass he,usi se le rhi hu,
Man:ha theek he,
Sare Dost bole:Tu pagal he ya tujhe chadh gai he ya tu hume batana chahta k tu bv ko kitna chahta he,
MAN: wo sab 6odo,pehle ye batao k ye MOBIL KISKA HAI?

Doctor:which soap u use?
santa: Bajrang soap,bajrang paste,Bajrang brush.
Dr.Is Bajrang an international company?
santa: No bajrang is my room Partner..

For Pepsi 'RANBIR'
For coke 'AAMIR'
For mirinda 'ASIN'
For fanta 'GENELLA'
For Thums up 'AKSHAY'
U don't cry
'SHERDI NA RAS'mate tamnej SELECT karya 6e.

1 dukhi admi-'Aisi zindgi se to maut achi hai"
Achnak yamdut aaya aur bola-Tumhari jaan lene aya hu..
Admi-Lo batao ab dukhi insan mazak bhi nahi kar skta.

A New teacher joins school He finds Two Boys similar in Appearance.
teacher asks: 'Kya TUM judva ho?
Boy: jee nahi..hum padosi hain.

1 indian ne 1 chinese ladki se shadi ki,
1 saal baad hi wo mar gayi,usey rota dekh uska dost bola,Afsos hua par tu bhi to soch china ka Maal aur kitna chalega !!

Behosh mariz ko dekhkar Doc: ye mar chuka he,
Tabi Mariz bola: Me zinda hu..
Mariz ki biwi boli: Tum chup raholi,itna bada Doctor kya jhoot bolega...

Ladki k gaal pr gulab marne par..
English Girl:Darling u r naughty.
Urdu: Mat maro janu..
Sikh:Tussi vade romntic ho ji.
Gujrat: VAGHRI na Aankh ma vagyu.

BAAP-Agar Tu Fir Exam me fail hua to Mujhe Papa Mat Bolna.
After Exams.
BAAP-How is ur result?
Son-Dimag mat kha BABULAL,Tune BAAP Hone Ka haq kho Dia.