Kambal aur razai ko karo maaf,
Cooler Aur A.C kar lo saaf,
Apne Nature Mein rakho NARMI,
Meri Taraf se Aapko
' HAPPY-GARMI'
Plz open this msg after 4 daz on sunday.
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I knw u can't wait,
so,CONGRATZ!
U R D 1st fool of 2012
APRIL FOOL in advance.
Duniya Me 2 tarah k log hote he smart & lovely.
Smart: wo hai jisne apko ye msg send kiya he aur Lovely : wo he jiska aap msg pad rahe hai..
Santa plane land hote hi chillane lga.
Bnglore aya banglore aya.Balle Balle'
Air Hostess: Helo sir.B silent
Santa-ok anglore aya anglore aya alle alle.
Bachpan ki wo Ameeri bhi Pataa Nahi Kahan kho gayi jab paani me apne bhi JAHAAJ Chala karte the.
Mr.Ali had 3 sons,
Named..
Harkat Ali,
Rehmat Ali &
Barkat Ali,
When 4th & 5th son was born.
Alis wife decided to name him..
BAS-KAR-ALI
RAHEM-KAR-ALI
C.A.T '09 Exams best question:
Spell the word 'COW'in 13 letters..
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Topperz couldnt.
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Answer by back bench boys...
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'SEE O DOUBLEYOU"
Check-up k Baad Dr.Tumhe khaste waqt sab se jyada Taklif kab Hoti Hai..
Marij-Tab Hoti Hai,Jab Pados ka kutta Meri khasi ka Jawab Dene Lgta Hai.
Oversmart wife: If I sleep with your most Lovin close Friend,what will be the 1st Thought that would come to your mind?
Smart Husband: You are a LESBIAN..!!
Huband was teaching english to his wife.
wife in afternoon-chalo DINNER le lo..
Husband-Dobi is LUNCH kehte hai..
Wife - Doba ye Dusre din ki raat ka khana hain...