SMS Jokes for Mobile phone text messages - Free SMS jokes for some Funny SMS Messages

Nepollian wrote on wall of his place:

My Message to the world..if you like me,raise your hands.
if not,raise your standards,

Hamara bharat mahaan.??
Ek Desh jahaa pizza Ambulance ke pehle ghar pahuchta hai,
jahaa car loan 7% hai aur Education loan 12%
Jaha chawal rs.40/kg me aur sim card free.
jahaa log durga ki pooja karte hai aur ladki paidaa hone pe uska khoon..
hahaa olympic shooter ko Gold medal jitne pe sarkar 3 crore dete hai,aur dusra shooter jo aatankwaadi se ladte shahid hota hai use 1 lakh..

Chor pakdne ki machine bani,
USA me 1 din me 9 pakde gaye,
CHINA me,30
UK me 50
India me-1 ghante me machine chori ho gayi,
Bolo 'BHARAT MATA' ki jay!!

A man meets a frnd after a long time & notices he wearing an earing.

'wen did u start wearing earing'?

frnd: Ever since my wife found one in my car"

Call from Marriage Bureau:
Riste k liye 1,
Mangni k liye 2,
Shadi k liye 3 dabye"

Sardar: Dusri shadi k liye kya Dabau?
Awaz aai: Pehle wali ka Gala.

Extreme height of laziness:

Thief 1: Let's count the money that we have robbed today at the bank.
Thief 2: dude I'm so tired.we'll see in the news.

God: what do u want?
Boy: A very Beautiful girl.
God: If u r Muslim I'll give u Katrina,
If ur a Hindu I'll give u Kareena,
If ur a christian I'll give u Genelia,
What's ur Name?
Boy:Abdul Narayan Fernandes.
God:Rakhi sawant de saale ko bahut over smart ban raha hai.

Rosy Aunty: Beta Mummy Ghar Pe hai kya?

Bachha sprite peete hue:'Apko Papa se milna hai na,papa ghar Pe Hai."

Sidhi baat..No Bakwas..!!

Log kehta hain..!!

'Agar achhe logo ko yaad kiya jaye to waqt b achha guzarta hai..

so,main socha ki apko meri yaad dila du..

Wife: Subah mere chehre pe pani kyo Dala,

Husband:Tere Baap ne kaha tha k meri beti PHOOL ki Tarha Hai ise Murjane mat Dena.

DUNIA me kabhi ache insan ki talash me mat nikalna.

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Aaj kal Barish Bahut tez hai aur..
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Hum Bahar kam hi nikalte he..

IGNORE IF U R MARRIED....
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Baki sab ke liye..
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HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY..!!

If u r MARRIED

OR

If u have a Gal/Boy Frnd plz delete the message..

Others go down
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.HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY..

RED ALERT:-

Agar koi Anjan Ladki Apko Koi Bag ya koi cheez de to kripya use na le...Usme RAKHI ho sakti he..
Apki zara c Laparwahi Apko 'BHAI' Bana sakti he.

Child prayd 2god 'plz gv me a cycle"
but he didnt get.
Nxt day he stole a statue of GANESH & wrot a lettr to shiv,
'Agar bach chaiye to cycle lekr ghar aja"

Ek budiya cinema hall me cold drink ki bottle leke baithi thi,
Kabhi 15 mint me ghunt leti to kabhi 20 mint me,
Pass bethe sardar ko gussa aa gaya,
usne botal uthai aur puri ek ghut me pi gaya aur bola:-Aise pi jata he cold drink.
Budhiya boli:Beta me to pan ki pichkari thuk rahi thi..!!@

Most insulting lines said to GOOGLE..
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'Can u just Allow Me to write my sentence before you start Guessing !!..>:0

2011 is fundamntal mathematical operatin yr of '1'

1+1=2add
1-1=0 sub
1*1=1 mul
1/1=1 div=2011
plz dnt force me 4 nobel prize..

I hate publicity..

Killer Thought..

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.When you wait for waiter in restaurant,
Aren't you the waiter?

Wife 2 Husband: Sunoji ladka bahut paise udane laga h..jahan b 6upati hu dhundh leta h..

Dad: 1 kam kar book me rakh de exam tak nahi dhundh payega..