Galti se aapka number deleter hogaya.
Ek mis call kar do.
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sbko bheja,dekna jinke paas bilkul dimaag nahi he wo call karegne.
10yrs phle 1 samosa 50p ka aur 1 mobil cal 8rs.ka,
Aaj 1 cal 50pa ka & 1 samosa 8rs ka...
Mehangai badhi nahi,bas idhar udhar hui hai.
Yours,
Dr.Manmohan singh
Patang Rs=175
Dori Rs.250
Firki=Rs.50
Total=Rs.475
Wastage of money
ROYAL STAG=Rs.350
Piyo aur patang ke sath khud bhi udo...
Sardar ke piche 1 kutta laga.
Sardar bhagte huye sochne laga,
Saala card to IDEA ka liya tha Phir network VODAFONE ka kaise aa raha hai..
Obama: INDIA Garib Desh Hai,
INDIAN : Beta Tumhara pura Desh Jitna OIL khata h na utna to Shanivar ko Hum HANUMAN ko chada dete he,
Obama : kya baat karte ho...
Jethala-Aare Daya Raat ko mobile charging me mat rakho,blast ho jayaga,
Daya-Tapu ke papa aap tension mat lijiye maine battery nikal di he.
SPICY FACT:
THE FIRST L GUARD IN CRICKET WAS USED IN 1874
AND FIRST HELMET IN 1974
IT TOOK 100 YRS FOR MEN TO REALIZE-BRAIN IS ALSO IMPORTANT !!
"Bechara ladka"
ladki par hath uthaye toh zalim,
ladki se pit jaye toh namard,
ladki ko kisi k sath dekh k lade toh jealous,
chup rahe toh fattu,
ghar se bhar rahe toh aavara,
ghar me rahe toh nakara,
bachcho ko daate toh bujdil,
na daate toh laparwah,
bivi ko naukri se roke toh sakki mizaz,
na roke toh bivi ki kamai khane vala,
akhir bechara ladka kare toh kare kya
kya kare yar mard ko bhi dard hota hai............«sad»
Medical alert about a highly dangerous virus called 'Weekly' overload recreational killer'(Work)
If you come in contact with this WORK virus,you should immediately go to the nearest 'Biological anxiety relief'(BAR)centre to take antidotes known as 'Work isolating neutralizer extract'(WINE)
Redioactive unwork medicine'(RUM) 'Bothersome employer elimination rebooter'(BEER)'vaccino officio depression killing antigen'(VODKA)
Shiv-Mera Trishul Kaha hai ?
Parvati-Ganesh le Gaya.
Shiv-Kyu?
Parwati-Keh rha tha 'Girlfrind ke sath Maigi Khane ke liye Papa ka kaata le ja raha hu..