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Suraj se kaho roshni dena chhor de,
Sitaro se kaho timtimana chhor de.
Agar tum nahi aa sakte to,
apni yadon se kaho Humein satana chhor de…
BHAUSAHEB HAPPY BIRTHDAY BHADGAON LA KADHI YENAR AHE
PARTY GHYCHI AHE
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Toota ho dil to dukh hota hai
Karke mohabbat kisi se ye dil rota hai
Dard ka ehsaas to tab hota hai jab
Kisi se mohabbat ho aur uske dil mei koi aur hota hai
Jokes FOR YLAUGHING
Hitler says,
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"
Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
Sardar looks at an icecube for 1 hour
some one asks him what he was doing..
Sardar replied:-iam checking from where its leaking....!
Q: Why are there no elephants in Bollywood?
A:They can't run around trees without knocking them down
sham dhali phir kali raat aayi din dhala phir tumhari yaad aayi ,,humne us hawa ko mehsus kiya jo tumhe chu kar hamare paas aayi ,,,good morning ,,jay ahmedabad 9737893809
Kitna Ajeeb Hai Unka Andaz E Mohabbat
Roz Rula Kay Kahtay Hain apna Khayal rakhna ..!
Har Dilka 1"raz"hota hai
Har baat ka 1andaz hota hai
Jab tak na lage bewafai ki thokar
Har kisi ko apni pyar par naaz hota he.
ek din ak sadar apni bv ko chod raha tha k achanak ak chor a gaya us,,,
chor ney dekha to us ney un sey kaha oye ay ki kerde paye oo mera v hisa pao.
"Always WRONG person's teach the RIGHT lesson's of LIFE"
ek bike wala ne paidal chalte huye aadmi se puchha aapko lift chahiye.
aadmi ne kaha nahi mera ghar to ground flour par hi hai
ek bike wala ne paidal chalte huye aadmi se puchha aapko lift chahiye.
aadmi ne kaha nahi mera ghar to ground flour par hi hai
Santa Radio lekar khet me potti karne gaya.
Banta:Aaj to maje se ki hogi?
Santa:Khak maje se ki, radio pe Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya. Khade khade kani padi.
pota:-dadi is ghar me hum 5 log rehte hain na papa,mamma,main,didi our aap...!
dadi:- teri shadi hogi to 6 ho jayenge
pota:- didi ki shadi hongi to fir 5 ho jayenge
dadi:- tera bacha hoga to 6 ho jayenge
pota:- aap mar jaoge to fir 5 rahenge
dadi:- soo ja haramkhor
Suraj se kaho roshni dena chhor de,
Sitaro se kaho timtimana chhor de.
Agar tum nahi aa sakte to,
apni yadon se kaho Humein satana chhor de…
I MISS U....<3
SANTA:- Aaj Maine pani me railgadi tairate hue dekhi. BANTA :-Kya confusion hai yaar tair koun raha tha tum ya railgadi?
chand ke kubsurti se taro ke tim timhaat se ye kubsurat raat par jad ham ko aap ke yaad aai to nend na aai. good night
look outside its so pleasant!
sun smiling 4 u,
tree dancing 4 u,
birds singing 4 u,
bcoz i requested them all to wish u:
Happy birth day.
Ekbar ek sharabi ja raha tha achanak kichchad me gir gaya itneme bijli chamki sharabi bola he bhagwan ek to kichchad me gira diya aur photo bhi khinch liya
1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bola
SO BORING itne sare characters but no story.
Librarian-
Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.